sometimes i forget how pale i am but then i see this picture
Cotton candy XXL
Gary’s Sex Tips #1002
If she calls out her ex boyfriend’s name in bed go to his house and kiss him. See what the dick about! See what all the fuss is about!
the fun thing about getting to know yourself and your sexuality is to look back on your childhood memories and think
that was really fucking gay
When you go to planned parenthood and your cute male nurse asks when you last had unprotected sex and you have to say last night. Like I want to be ashamed of myself but it was great so
- “He liked her with long hair so she cut it short.”
- When you stand up too quickly and your head does the
*Wumph wumph* whooshhhh
Do you ever have days where everyone is hot and you realize how bi you are like bless my stars I’m so so bisexual. Wow!!!!...